HOW WELL DOES YOUR CAT KNOW YOU?

1) Your human walks into the kitchen. What does this mean?

a) It's Hungry
b) It's Lost
c) You're Hungry

2) Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going til supper's ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.


3) Your human removes you from
the top of the television.
Does this mean:

a) You're in trouble. Better not do it again.
b) Nothing. Humans do this from time to time.
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.


4) Staircases are for:

a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am.
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of the stairs.
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it,
d) All of the above.

Answers: Most of the time, the correct answer is C.