Cat Bumper Stickers

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Cat - A migratory organism with a tropism for where it's not wanted

# Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief

# The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it
# Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above

# E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust

# We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic

# The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat
# Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you

# Some say that cats are sneaky evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well

# If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

# Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.

# Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough

# Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!

# A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!